untitledeye: How not to sell your house.

I saw this photo on¬ a homes-for-sale-by-owner web site. And yes, this was the picture they posted to sell their home.¬

Knowing how much dogs like to mark their territory, I can imagine that having a photo of yourself pooping on someone’s lawn¬ and then having¬ a lowly human¬ post it online for everyone to see is quite auspicious. Among the canine set, I bet this is the digital equivalent of¬ laying down a fattie¬ on every lawn in the world.¬ If this doesn’t get him some freaknasty Poodle punanny, nothing¬ will.¬ ¬