http://www.untitledlife.com One girl's struggle to escape her fat pants. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:43:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So I guess the writing has been a little spotty for the past year. What can I say. I'm kind of an all-or-nothing girl, which is something I need to change -- for a lot of reasons (food being one of them). It's good for my well-being to write. So ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2008/04/07/an-update-of-sorts/ So I haven't posted in months. Well, if anyone is out there, you shall be rewarded with this. Now I know what untitledhusband and I will be wearing for Halloween this year. I wonder how he'll feel about dropping from the ceiling like that. Thanks to Perez Hilton for posting this. http://www.untitledlife.com/2008/03/16/the-definition-of-fierce/ All of you with kids – does your mother charge you for babysitting? I’m not talking regular sitting, because that, in my mind, would call for some remuneration. I’m talking once-in-a-blue-moon sitting. In fact, this is only the second time we’ve ever asked untitledmother to watch untitledson in all of his ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/09/18/my-mother-the-twat/ I am not dead. Life’s just gotten away from me here… but I promise I’m still around. I am working on a longer post for tomorrow, but until then, here’s a teaser of what’s up: I am fine (now down to 267 pounds, bitches). I am wearing size 22 pants (used to ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/09/17/easter-monday/ Gosh, I feel a tad sheepish even posting, it's been so damn long. Perhaps it would be less awkward if I just faded away into blog oblivion. Work's been a shitstorm as of late, and I barely have time for my 3 o'clock popcorn. Blasphemy. Don't know if I'm looking ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/07/19/do-these-shorts-hide-my-thunder/ Last weekend during a shopping-induced frenzy, untitledhusband and I dropped $473 at the mall. We don't know how it happened. We went there to buy me a few new bras. My old ones have gotten a bit big, and were making my girls looking less like melons and more like ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/07/01/the-joy-of-socks/ I think perhaps the shittiest thing about Father’s Day is having to pick out a card for untitledhusband’s dad. He left his family and the state when untitledhusband was 8, so he could shack up with his girlfriend. Since he paid his child support, his parental responsibilities were fulfilled. untitledhusband ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/06/13/open-wounds/ Seen at work parking ramp – a white Hummer (one of the really big ones) with the following bumper sticker: Got freedom? Thank a solider! Son, I think your bumper sticker would carry a bit more clout if you were driving something that got more than five miles to the gallon. ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/05/25/isnt-it-ironic-dont-you-think/ Did y'all hear that the Duggars are pregnant again -- with their 17th child? Discuss. http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/05/23/just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should/ I think we're long overdue for a flaming post about untitledmother. She makes it so easy, continually providing material for me. How thoughtful of her. This past week, she did something that was by far the most hurtful and infuriating thing she has ever done. For an entire year before I ... http://www.untitledlife.com/2007/05/21/mother-of-the-year/