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Category: Overheard

The reason men don’t bear children.

“It says here 35-42 pounds. Is that how heavy the diaper can get before you have to change it?”

Confused grandfatherly-looking man, trying to pick out diapers at Target.

Posted on January 11, 2006January 10, 2006Author untitledCategories Overheard9 Comments on The reason men don’t bear children.

Say no to crack.

“Looks like I’m getting the crack again!”

One of my openly gay co-workers, as she sat down in a meeting at the juncture where two of the tables had been pushed together.

Posted on January 4, 2006January 4, 2006Author untitledCategories Overheard3 Comments on Say no to crack.

The breakfast of champions.

“There’s nothing better in the morning than a nice piece of sausage.” Amen, sista.

Have you overheard anything shocking, amusing or just downright unfrickin’ believable at work lately? If so, share, comrades!

Posted on October 7, 2005October 6, 2005Author untitledCategories Overheard7 Comments on The breakfast of champions.

“I love the blackies.”

“I love the blackies.”
My husband’s boss to a co-worker, in reference to black licorice. My husband’s reply, “We always knew she was a size queen.”

Posted on August 12, 2005October 6, 2005Author untitledCategories Overheard
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