Easter Monday.

I am not dead. Life’s just gotten away from me here… but I promise I’m still around. I am working on a longer post for tomorrow, but until then, here’s a teaser of what’s up:

I am fine (now down to 267 pounds, bitches).

I am wearing size 22 pants (used to wear size 34).

untitledmother has now had the surgery too (another story altogether).

untitledmother recently charged me $100 to babysit untitledson for one week (don’t even get me started, OK now I’ve started myself – post forthcoming).

untitledhusband has been wicked busy with freelance work (thus my absence, being as shit and household chores run downhill).

I just dropped $600 on Pottery Barn bedding (what the hell is WRONG with me?).

I am starting up a charity fund (to pay off my Pottery Barn bedding).

I’ve been listening to Kanye’s new album and loving it.

8 Responses to “Easter Monday.”


  1. 1 Blue Momma

    Congrats to you and your mom! I wish I could do something about my fat ass, but it seems to just keep getting fatter.

    I’ll be stopping back by as you are shedding the pounds! Keep me posted!

  2. 2 Lisa

    Welcome back! and way to go on the weight loss.

    I can not wait to hear the story of your mother having weight loss surgery (?) and CHARGING you for the privilege of watching her own grandson????

    Hmmm, pottery barn bedding…

  3. 3 greentshirt

    Finally she emerges! Congrats on the pounds lost!

    I had my surgery on August 6th and as of today I’m down 49 pounds. I could not be happier if I suddenly starting crapping 100 dollar bills. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I’d like to shit money!

    Anyway, if you’re inclined, head on over to my blog and check out all my posts about the whole weight loss thing. There are pix if you scroll down the page a bit.

  4. 4 Christine

    I had almost given up checking your blog to see if you were ever going to update! Congrats on the weightloss…slow and steady is the way to go.

  5. 5 Crazy

    You’re too fun, post more often!

  6. 6 anne nahm

    Helllllllo Nurse! Glad to see you are back! Can’t believe you let the real world get in the way of blogging. Pshh. Real world. What is this so called real world some of you inhabit?

  7. 7 Jena

    Glad you are back. Starting to get worried. Congrats on the weightloss!

  8. 8 marci lambert

    oh thank god. i did think you were dead. and that untitledhusband was too busy to update because he had to keep your mother from pilfering your jewelry box.

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