untitledmother-in-law is a saint, have I said this before? She came down to watch untitledson during spring break. She took off work to do this. Certainly this alone would qualify her for cannonization. Not one to shirk off her holy duties, she then proceded to sweep out our muddy garage, do all of our laundry (two week’s worth), change and wash her own bed sheets and empty our dishwasher on more than one occasion. They just don’t make women like this any more. Let it be said that the greatest gift you can give your daughter-in-law is a week’s worth of free childcare and laundry service. I don’t care that she (gasp) saw my period underwear. They’re clean, folded and put away neatly in my underwear drawer, now aren’t they. She did fail to fold our towels in the shapes of little animals and place them on our bathroom sink, but I have forgiven her for this transgression.
To thank her for her goodness, we thought about stuffing some cash into her purse. But this felt a little indentured servant to us. So instead, we took her shopping. We bought her some Crocs (she would never spend $30 on shoes for herself) and some dishes are Pier One. At one point, I was literally chasing her around Pier One, because she didn’t want to let us pay. Good lord, woman. Get over here before I whip you with this sprig of pussywillows!
We also took her out to eat several times. We knew this would be a dicey proposition, since she gets a little intimidated by glamourous destinations like The Olive Garden. Always up for a good squirm-fest, we opted instead for an even nicer local Italian place. We had hoped to expose her to the wonders on linguini with pine nuts or maybe the lobster ravioli. But instead she ordered, of all things, the goddamned pasta marinara (but only after mispronouncing marinara and asking if it was a white or red sauce). We could’ve just served her Chef Boyardee at home and called it good. I would’ve ordered some bruschetta for an appetizer, but that surely would’ve blown a gust of cold air under her skirt.
untitledhusband forced her to drink a glass of wine, and before we knew it, she was all red in the face, trudging up all the guilt-ridden issues from her past. Like why she adopted two kids when they were living on poverty level incomes. And why untitledbrother-in-law gets to live at home for free when he’s 23 years old, whereas untitledhusband was basically on his own by age 17 (when he graduated high school). This is a woman that thinks only with her heart. And those kinds of decisions are rarely the right ones. But nonetheless, she is still a saint.
Oh my. She’s a saint, and you’re lucky to have her! I mean, how many MILs would clean and fold her DIL’s underwear?!
She’s an absolute blessing in your life!
Yes, we truly enjoy a MIL who does laundry and all sorts of domestic thingies for us.
Now you also know that you can squeeze her for info with just a taste of wine. Who knew?
Loving your blog.
She sounds wonderful! …any chance you could send her my way?
These types of MIL are indeed saints,
My own MIL has been living in the same building with us (one living one floor down) for the last 15 years.
If it weren’t for her and her wonderful husband, my FIL, I probably wouldn’t have been able to hold down a demanding, time-consuming job AND still come out looking like a super Mom with two great kids. I am deeply grateful.
OH UL! COME BACK!
miss your writing muchly!
Yeah, I been worried about you.
untitled!! *knocks on screen* are you in there?
Anyone there? Echo….
Untiiiiittled!? Untiiiiiitled? I hope everything’s OK!
Untitled has surgery, loses a metric assload of weight (hooray!!!), and finds she no longer has a need for a blog to vent her daily frustrations. *sniff*
We know you’re busy. We still love you. We still need to live vicariously through you because we are total losers.
Another total loser checking in…I’ve seen a divorce attorney this week, had DARE graduation and strange parents at school all week and STILL you don’t show up. I need a laugh, a smile, something! Now that you’re getting all skinny and fabulous, you’re going to forget all us little people (no pun intended). I knew it.
Untitled! Paging Untitled! Please come to the front of the store to meet your party!
Holy crap, you got hacked! Arrrghgh! I hope you get your site back up soon. Assholes!
Untitled! It sucks you got hacked.
Hopefully you’ll either get your site back up soon or comment here and give us some great and funny commentary about this very unfunny situation.
Hackers suck. I wish the punishment for hacking is graffiting their houses, clothes, bodies and all valuables so everyone can see what losers they are.
Yea!! The site is back up! How exciting. Congratulations Untitled.