After over 5 hours of surgery on Monday, I’m happy to report that untitled is doing very well post-bariatric surgery. She can slowly sip down a shot-size cup of water/milk/broth every fifteen minutes. This is considered to be a good amount at this point. The nurses and doctors are pleased with her progress, so she should be coming home on Wednesday.
Before I left tonight we went on a walk around the hospital floor. I thought we’d do one lap. After untitled announced that we’d be doing three, I said “are ya sure?” Her reply was a simple, “I know you can do it.” Her stomach may be the size of a golf ball, but thankfully her sarcasm is still larger than life.
I’ve passed on all of your kind words and thoughts to untitled. It means the world to her that you care.
BOOYAH! wtg untitled!!! i have been thinking about you a lot, i’m so glad to hear you are okay. we await your return.
You know, I do care. I don’t know her name, her location, or specifics and I think that makes me love untitled more. Because without a name, I identify with her more. Her struggles, her fears, her crisis, her laughing at others, I can do that too, because it isn’t someone I “know” so I know I can let loose. If that makes sense.
I’m pulling for untitled. Because she isn’t doing this to be a run way model. But if she changes her mind and wants to be, I will support that too. You go girlfriend.
So glad to hear that things are going well. You go, untitled girl! You’ve got my admiration and support for doing something so brave!
Woot! You are amazing!
What an exciting trip you all have ahead! Glad that the scary part is behind you.
I am rooting for you, untitledgirl! You are one of the funniest people I have ever read! Feel better soon!!
We are so happy everything went well - can’t wait to hear some updates!
I had a dream last night that I met untitled! haha. I was having a dinner party and all the tables were filled with TV families. (the Huxtables, Bradys, etc) and she showed up as well. How WEIRD is that????
Good Luck to you!
Good luck with your recovery! Glad to hear you’re doing so well!
Fantastic! Best wishes for a speedy recovery — Especially glad to hear the wit wasn’t removed with the excess stomach.
Thinking of you and wishing more exciting foods in the future! (chicken broth gets old, real quick I’m sure
Oh, thank goodness. Thanks for letting us know. Here’s to a fast and easy recovery!
Europe is wishing her a fast recovery!
So glad she made it though the surgery w/out any fuss. Hoping for a fast easy and pain free recovery
Wishing untitled as quick and healthy recovery as possible. Thanks for the update.
Thanks for the update! Hope you’re all home soon, eating (small amounts of) better food.
I’m late!!! So glad to hear that everything went well and that you’re already on the fast track, exercise wise. Get it? Fast track? Okay, well, at least YOUR wittiness is intact.
Ahh, untitled husband, you are very kind to update us on the condition
of your anonymous spouse. Healing energy being sent.
So glad to hear you’re doing well. Here’s to speedy recovery and the first step of a fantastic journey.