You may have noticed that you haven’t been able to comment on my latests posts. This was a mistake. I’m trying to combat the spam fucktards who send through comments that include lovely lines like “hairy pussy fisting… cumshots closeup anal entry wet pussy masturbation.” I did this by turning off comments on my older posts, forgetting that I need to turn the switch on to allow comments on new entries. Anyway, I apologize. I think I have it straightened out now.
I just want to wish you the very best of luck and to tell you that there are those of us out here that understand. I have 85 pounds to lose and I am too chicken to have the surgery. So I am doing it the old fashioned impossible way. Thank you for the smiles you give me whenever I read your posts.
Just wanted to say that I’m right there with you on the diet thing - I am on 10 days liquid only diet as a result of oral surgery, and I can tell you with a straight face I have considered making Dorito puree.
I have been reading you for a loooooooong time and I can not even imagine what it must be like to drink your food. I suppose if I thought that it was going to be the light at the end of the chubby tunnel Id do it….but so far Im not seeing any light at the end of this one(mine)
I wish you the best of luck! I have a dear friend who had this surgery and it wasnt easy…but she made it through the hard times and is doing great now!!!
I was wondering…
I figured someone left a really nasty comment and you got fed up and said ‘NO COMMENTS FOR YOU!’
I just found your blog last night and I am loving it. I too have so much to lose, but haven’t even looked into the surgery. I have been trying to do it the old fashined way as well, but I have been having some hormonal problems as well. I will be starting medication soon to help with the hormones, so hopefully it will be easier for me.
My Mother had the gastric banding back in July and has lost a tremendous amount of weight. She also has been on mostly liqiuds. If she tried to eat anything with substance, more times than not she throws up, which leads to terrible stomach cramps. So she just sticks to liquids. But when your mind is ready to do something like this, it’s just ready. YOU CAN DO THIS!! I wish you luck and will be reading from now on!
And just a P.S….I have a dachshund too. That tampon story had my husband and I laughing so hard!
How come I never get such lovely SPAM?
I only get V.I.A.G.R.A pills and enhance my penis size! GAH!
You are an inspiration.
Last week, while reading your blog, I laughed so hard a little green snot came out my nose.
I wiped it, licked the envelope and proceeded to send it to its original destination….my Mother-In-Law.
I am sure you would appreciate the irony, with all you go through with UntitledMother.
I missed not being able to comment!
Your post on untitledson finding your “personal massager” made me crack the fuck up!
“GIVE ME THAT!” Those were my exact words to my 10 year old daughter when she walked into the den holding my huge pink, jelly, “massager” between her thumb and forefinger as if it were poison. The time will come in her life when she realizes what the hell it was.
Good luck on your journey ahead.