Comments on: Female poop etiquette #2 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/ One girl's struggle to escape her fat pants. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:49:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Melissa http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7264 Melissa Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:11:26 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7264 I wonder about the women who linger. Maybe they want to compare gas sounds? I don't know, but for the love of God, leave me alone. I wonder about the women who linger. Maybe they want to compare gas sounds? I don’t know, but for the love of God, leave me alone.

]]> By: Anne Arky http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7145 Anne Arky Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:03:59 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7145 I used to have these issues, mainly out of courtesy rather than embarrassment (as you say, we all have to poop and we all KNOW we all have to poop). I figure if the smell doesn't drive out the lurkers, the sounds will. (Have you ever heard a 747 landing in a bathroom stall?) I used to have these issues, mainly out of courtesy rather than embarrassment (as you say, we all have to poop and we all KNOW we all have to poop). I figure if the smell doesn’t drive out the lurkers, the sounds will. (Have you ever heard a 747 landing in a bathroom stall?)

]]> By: nostrich.net » href Pimping http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7134 nostrich.net » href Pimping Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:48:34 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7134 [...] Female poop ettiquette #2 Girls, on the other hand, we have issues about pooping in public. On those rare occasions when we are forced, either by nature or circumstance, to do so, the healing process can take weeks. In fact, we have been known to quit talking to, if not altogether avoid, people that we’ve pooped in front of. I sometimes wonder if this isn’t what caused the rift between Madonna and Courtney Love. We may never know. [...] […] Female poop ettiquette #2 Girls, on the other hand, we have issues about pooping in public. On those rare occasions when we are forced, either by nature or circumstance, to do so, the healing process can take weeks. In fact, we have been known to quit talking to, if not altogether avoid, people that we’ve pooped in front of. I sometimes wonder if this isn’t what caused the rift between Madonna and Courtney Love. We may never know. […]

]]> By: Flubberwinkle http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7127 Flubberwinkle Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:41:23 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7127 Once gain you nailed the poop issues. I. Just. Can't. Poop. in public toilets. I have trained my bowels to obey my barks "stop stirring! I command you", "wait for IT (like until we get home)". So far they haven't disappointed me (good job guys!) Everyone in my family (ever since I was child) knows I can hold it in for the looooooongest time and well, then... the bathroom at home is mine, mine alone, for several days. And NOT a pleasant place. Oh! The Relief! Once gain you nailed the poop issues.

I. Just. Can’t. Poop. in public toilets. I have trained my bowels to obey my barks “stop stirring! I command you”, “wait for IT (like until we get home)”. So far they haven’t disappointed me (good job guys!)

Everyone in my family (ever since I was child) knows I can hold it in for the looooooongest time and well, then… the bathroom at home is mine, mine alone, for several days. And NOT a pleasant place. Oh! The Relief!

]]> By: TriptikGirl http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7124 TriptikGirl Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:20:48 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7124 OMG! You've encapsulated my experiences exactly! There have been times I've actually wanted to call out, "Please leave so I can shit!" But of course, that raises the embarassment factor another few degrees... over some time, my body has adjusted and will hold out right until I'm pulling into my driveway, and then it's a mad dash to the privacy of my own commode... *blissful sigh* OMG! You’ve encapsulated my experiences exactly!

There have been times I’ve actually wanted to call out, “Please leave so I can shit!”

But of course, that raises the embarassment factor another few degrees…

over some time, my body has adjusted and will hold out right until I’m pulling into my driveway, and then it’s a mad dash to the privacy of my own commode… *blissful sigh*

]]> By: Melissa Petri http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7123 Melissa Petri Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:19:38 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7123 After having lived in Germany for the past 7 years, I can now say that I not "anal retentive" in public toilets anymore. haha. You will be surprised at the number of people who are not ashamed to do that here. Heck, they even smoke. You'll find that almost all public toilets even have ashtrays!!! hahaha After having lived in Germany for the past 7 years, I can now say that I not “anal retentive” in public toilets anymore. haha. You will be surprised at the number of people who are not ashamed to do that here. Heck, they even smoke. You’ll find that almost all public toilets even have ashtrays!!! hahaha

]]> By: Jordan T. Cox http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7122 Jordan T. Cox Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:11:32 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7122 I whole heartedly agree that the lurker is an odd phenomenon. What's even more strange is when guys do it. I still have no idea what causes a boy wearing pants twelve sizes too big for him and a shirt he could swim in to want to primp himself to the degree that I wish to scream out, "Get the hell out of here already!". My other annoying bathroom character, is the idiot who chooses the urinal/stall right next to you despite there being one available fifty feet apart and anywhere in between. Who in their right mind CHOOSES to do their duties in as close proximity to another as possible? I've stopped using urinals altogether for that reason. Without fail, whenever I think "Ah, convenience you trump reason..." and start to use one... some bloke meanders in and sets up shop right next to me. Argh! I just wanted to do this in peace! I whole heartedly agree that the lurker is an odd phenomenon. What’s even more strange is when guys do it. I still have no idea what causes a boy wearing pants twelve sizes too big for him and a shirt he could swim in to want to primp himself to the degree that I wish to scream out, “Get the hell out of here already!”.

My other annoying bathroom character, is the idiot who chooses the urinal/stall right next to you despite there being one available fifty feet apart and anywhere in between. Who in their right mind CHOOSES to do their duties in as close proximity to another as possible? I’ve stopped using urinals altogether for that reason. Without fail, whenever I think “Ah, convenience you trump reason…” and start to use one… some bloke meanders in and sets up shop right next to me. Argh! I just wanted to do this in peace!

]]> By: Derek http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7120 Derek Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:57:20 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7120 Bravo! I travel all over the world, and I can literally name the airport and stall coordinates that I consider to be qualified to recieve the most immediate gift. I have braved colon busting cramps for hours over the Atlantic, waiting for my favorite stall at Frankfurt. I have skipped the poor options for evacuation at Narita for the palatial possibilities at Changi in Singapore. Bejing in a pinch (no pun intended) but a double thumbs up for Hong Kong! The bathroom lurker is a psychologists dream.... who, in possession of their senses, would spend one more minute than actually necessary to primp and readjust in a public toilet? The dammed I say, the dammed... Bravo! I travel all over the world, and I can literally name the airport and stall coordinates that I consider to be qualified to recieve the most immediate gift. I have braved colon busting cramps for hours over the Atlantic, waiting for my favorite stall at Frankfurt. I have skipped the poor options for evacuation at Narita for the palatial possibilities at Changi in Singapore. Bejing in a pinch (no pun intended) but a double thumbs up for Hong Kong! The bathroom lurker is a psychologists dream…. who, in possession of their senses, would spend one more minute than actually necessary to primp and readjust in a public toilet? The dammed I say, the dammed…

]]> By: V-Grrrl http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7119 V-Grrrl Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:41:23 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/08/21/female-poop-etiquette-2/#comment-7119 Sheesh Untitled, after reading all that I feel like I should light a cigarette.... Sheesh Untitled, after reading all that I feel like I should light a cigarette….

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