Comments on: Six weird things about me. http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/ One girl's struggle to escape her fat pants. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:02:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Sue http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1844 Sue Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:42:08 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1844 PS about 4 and 5 - it was high school for me. Big infected-looking thing on my chin (visible in graduation photos, of course). Squeezed the life out of it. My best all-time zit. Still makes me shiver thinking about it. PS about 4 and 5 - it was high school for me. Big infected-looking thing on my chin (visible in graduation photos, of course). Squeezed the life out of it. My best all-time zit. Still makes me shiver thinking about it.

]]> By: Sue http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1840 Sue Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:43:03 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1840 Thanks for playing. Now I don't feel like the last one picked for kickball! Thank you for the link love, too. I think Witchy is in pretty good competition for some of the funniest weird stuff I have read about. 2 toilets! Wow. You can tag people for this, too, but I think 97 percent of the internet has already been tagged so it may be too late. Thanks for playing. Now I don’t feel like the last one picked for kickball!

Thank you for the link love, too.

I think Witchy is in pretty good competition for some of the funniest weird stuff I have read about. 2 toilets! Wow.

You can tag people for this, too, but I think 97 percent of the internet has already been tagged so it may be too late.

]]> By: witchy http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1832 witchy Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:22:22 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1832 Tweezing, no, waxing, yes! Zits-I had what turned out to be a cyst right on the top of my head, and thinking it was a blind pimple, why I just worried that thing for weeks, until after a pint of vodka, I gave it hell. The contents, I am strangely proud to say, actually hit the ceiling. Wait. I have way weirder stuff. I have broken two toilets in my lifetime, neither of which was broken while I was a fat fuck. In fact, both times, I was a skinny, drunken fuck. Who can say they have accidentally broken two toilets? I win. There is more. My family is the most flatulent on the face of the earth, I swear. I attribute it to eating quickly as possible to escape the evil eye of the tyrant father. After I left home, I never really slowed down the gulping of food. My elder son calls me Methane Mom. Pull my finger? Tweezing, no, waxing, yes!
Zits-I had what turned out to be a cyst right on the top of my head, and thinking it was a blind pimple, why I just worried that thing for weeks, until after a pint of vodka, I gave it hell.
The contents, I am strangely proud to say, actually hit the ceiling.
Wait. I have way weirder stuff.
I have broken two toilets in my lifetime, neither of which was broken while I was a fat fuck. In fact, both times, I was a skinny, drunken fuck. Who can say they have accidentally broken two toilets?
I win.
There is more.
My family is the most flatulent on the face of the earth, I swear.
I attribute it to eating quickly as possible to escape the evil eye of the tyrant father. After I left home, I never really slowed down the gulping of food.
My elder son calls me Methane Mom.
Pull my finger?

]]> By: Sandi http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1831 Sandi Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:19:11 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1831 V Grrl is either going to need an eyebrown transplant or she'll be drawing those puppies in!! ROFL Maybe someone can donate some eyebrows to Locks and Love and hook you up. ;) V Grrl is either going to need an eyebrown transplant or she’ll be drawing those puppies in!! ROFL

Maybe someone can donate some eyebrows to Locks and Love and hook you up. ;)

]]> By: V-Grrrl http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1830 V-Grrrl Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:41:34 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1830 Oh, you zit poppers scare me a little. Regarding the tweezing: I used to have big Brooke Shields-esque eyebrows and in my 20s they drove my hair stylist crazy because I would NOT tweeze them. OK so I looked more Oscar the Grouch than Brooke Shieldsish, but hey, I was in denial. Then in my 30s, I had my hair cut really short and thought, damn, need to tweeze those eyebrows! And I did, and it did look much better. The down side is I got a little carried away, and I'm here to tell you that after becoming a religious tweezer for a period of about a year, my brows never grew back to their former fullness. Those hairs were gone for good. And I'm afraid, very afraid, because I'm in my 40s now and I know women in their 50s start to lose their eyebrows and it FREAKS ME OUT people! I do not want to be one of those women with five stray hairs over each eyeball! Oh, you zit poppers scare me a little.

Regarding the tweezing: I used to have big Brooke Shields-esque eyebrows and in my 20s they drove my hair stylist crazy because I would NOT tweeze them. OK so I looked more Oscar the Grouch than Brooke Shieldsish, but hey, I was in denial.

Then in my 30s, I had my hair cut really short and thought, damn, need to tweeze those eyebrows! And I did, and it did look much better. The down side is I got a little carried away, and I’m here to tell you that after becoming a religious tweezer for a period of about a year, my brows never grew back to their former fullness. Those hairs were gone for good. And I’m afraid, very afraid, because I’m in my 40s now and I know women in their 50s start to lose their eyebrows and it FREAKS ME OUT people! I do not want to be one of those women with five stray hairs over each eyeball!

]]> By: anne nahm http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1829 anne nahm Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:17:54 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1829 I am baffled and saddened that I too, listen to 'oldies'. Now where the eff am I going to tune the radio when I want to listen to the sweet old junk my dad made me listen to? Uber-oldies? I am baffled and saddened that I too, listen to ‘oldies’. Now where the eff am I going to tune the radio when I want to listen to the sweet old junk my dad made me listen to? Uber-oldies?

]]> By: Sandi http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1828 Sandi Thu, 20 Apr 2006 16:07:48 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1828 Another pimple popper here. I get too much joy from my Dh's blackheads. I still think about the big zit I had on my side that I wasn't aware was there. It grew and festered. I went to scratch and ther was a hard lump. The mass I extracted was beautiful. Although I have never taken a picture of the pimple junk, I leave that to my sister. And I sing the "dingle your beans" song to my son, but he's only two and will gladly sing along. Whenever he takes his diaper off, he dingles those things like the Masturbating bear on Conan O Brien. Another pimple popper here. I get too much joy from my Dh’s blackheads. I still think about the big zit I had on my side that I wasn’t aware was there. It grew and festered. I went to scratch and ther was a hard lump. The mass I extracted was beautiful. Although I have never taken a picture of the pimple junk, I leave that to my sister.

And I sing the “dingle your beans” song to my son, but he’s only two and will gladly sing along. Whenever he takes his diaper off, he dingles those things like the Masturbating bear on Conan O Brien.

]]> By: Woman with kids http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1827 Woman with kids Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:22:26 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1827 Trust me, it works. Embarrassing them in front of friends, priceless. I sing to the Boys, "I know a boy named Boyyyyyy 1!! I love Boy 1! etc., etc. They aren't as thrilled with it now as they were when they were little.... Trust me, it works. Embarrassing them in front of friends, priceless. I sing to the Boys, “I know a boy named Boyyyyyy 1!! I love Boy 1! etc., etc.

They aren’t as thrilled with it now as they were when they were little….

]]> By: Anne Arky http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1826 Anne Arky Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:49:48 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1826 Guess I was weird a long time before you (why wait until the last minute?) -- I've been listening to oldies stations since the early 1980s, when I first discovered them. But then, I'm probably a lot older than you. Rock on! Guess I was weird a long time before you (why wait until the last minute?) — I’ve been listening to oldies stations since the early 1980s, when I first discovered them. But then, I’m probably a lot older than you. Rock on!

]]> By: Melissa http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1825 Melissa Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:49:21 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/04/19/six-weird-things-about-me/#comment-1825 I'm so with you on the popping zits. I take great care in doing it just right. And i like to be alone. And I like to do other people's as well. I'm strange. I’m so with you on the popping zits. I take great care in doing it just right. And i like to be alone. And I like to do other people’s as well. I’m strange.

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