Â At what point did fake flowersÂ quit imitating real flowers? Now, they’ve taken on a whole new purpose, allowing the crafty to place flowers where no real flowers could or would ever go.Â
As I snapped these photos, I saw the husband tinkering around in the garage. I would’ve loved to hear the conversation leading up to this home improvement project. “I have this idea… of staple-gunning fake flowers over the front of our house andÂ on our garden bench. Then we’ll get these vases and make these huge outdoor floral arrangements, so we can have outdoor blooms when it’s only 30 degrees outside!”
Poor guy. If we zoom in here, I’m sure we’ll see his deflated ballsack dangling from one of those swags. An untrained eye might mistake it forÂ a wilting pansy.