Comments on: Neuter me.

By: marcilambert

marcilambert — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:54:26 +0000

crap. i’ve just found out from marcilamberthusband that he has seen these. while out with our children! i don’t think they noticed.

i’m no prude, but i really think one should keep ones’ bumper nuts to oneself. can’t you just hang ‘em in the shower?

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:24:19 +0000

I imagine some cowpokes are poking these into their pants before going out on Saturday night. Instead of a Wonder Bra you get Wonder Nuts.

By: kari

kari — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:37:07 +0000

I live in Maryland. And sadly these are EVERYWHERE where I live….

By: notaclue

notaclue — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 19:37:46 +0000

Oooooo-kay…., I did not know this but these are a variation on an old bull-haulers (cattle transport, semi-driver) bumper attachment. I was telling hubby (truck driver) about these last night because my 11 year old son & I had laughed ourselves silly over these earlier during the day. Apparently, bull-haulers ‘advertised’ themselves like this by putting two tennis balls in a nylon stocking and tying them to the bumper of the truck. The dirtier and dustier they got, the more they looked like the real thing. Knowing how much nylon can stretch, I can imagine how they would ‘bounce’ up & down going down the road–too funny. He thought for sure that I had seen them before because I used to ride with him (before kids!) but I honestly don’t remember seeing them.
Oh, the things you can learn from a trucker!

By: SilverSeraphim

SilverSeraphim — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 19:02:05 +0000

Oh. My. Gods.

TOO FUNNY!!!

Unfortunately, I haven’t seen any of these in RL either. You’d think they’d be everywhere, here in Texas.

Thankfully the Small one is too young to notice…

By: elsbeth

elsbeth — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:42:48 +0000

The guy should just wear his “nutsack” and he can use them on the rearview of any vehicle he drives. Yee-hah!

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 22:29:01 +0000

Oh God. I live in Missouri, the Redneck State, and those things are everywhere. They are hanging from old trucks inbetween the Bush/Cheney ‘00 sticker, the ‘I Stop for Shootin’ Stuff’ and the huge GIT’R'DONE bumper sticker.

Please save me.

By: untitled

untitled — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:39:18 +0000

i have to admit — i find them both disgusting and funny at the same time. watching them bounce down the road behind a truck is hilarious. i think i’m laughing more AT the owner instead of with.

though you bring up a good point marcilambert — i’m not sure what i’d tell untitledson if he saw them. does anyone have any good rated G explanations?:)

By: marcilambert

marcilambert — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 17:49:48 +0000

i feel ill.

i’m going to start carrying a box cutter so i can neuter any pair i see before my daughters get a look at this.

By: dr. dave

dr. dave — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:13:46 +0000

No… I haven’t seen them, but I’m guessing that’s because I don’t live in Alabama anymore. I’m sure they are all the rage down there. You can probebly get them as a dealer-installed option.