Comments on: Open letter to the Outbreak Monkey. http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/ One girl's struggle to escape her fat pants. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:10:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: daughter in law http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1361 daughter in law Fri, 17 Mar 2006 13:10:39 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1361 It's a perceived method to scale the corporate ladder....I'm sick but soooooo dedicated. If the office were girl-scouts they'd all be wearing a fucking martyr badge. It’s a perceived method to scale the corporate ladder….I’m sick but soooooo dedicated. If the office were girl-scouts they’d all be wearing a fucking martyr badge.

]]> By: Kelsey http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1319 Kelsey Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:21:11 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1319 My Spanish teacher gave us a lecture today about illnesses and while people were giving presentations, he sat in the back and sneezed repeatedly on himself and on the spare desk. In between ACHOO!'s he scolded someone for not covering their mouths ... I luuurve my teachers. My Spanish teacher gave us a lecture today about illnesses and while people were giving presentations, he sat in the back and sneezed repeatedly on himself and on the spare desk. In between ACHOO!’s he scolded someone for not covering their mouths …

I luuurve my teachers.

]]> By: Miss Jean http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1280 Miss Jean Sun, 12 Mar 2006 18:58:52 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1280 Peeing from coughing? Carefree Ultra Dry panty liners. Don't leave home without them. Peeing from coughing? Carefree Ultra Dry panty liners. Don’t leave home without them.

]]> By: John http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1261 John Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:52:53 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1261 I propose this. Find her lunch. Or soad. Or drink. Anything withing the fridge. Stick it up your hoo haa. There you go. Revenge received. Now, whenever she drinks her Evian, you know...HA...that's my katuchy pa poochie. I propose this.

Find her lunch. Or soad. Or drink. Anything withing the fridge.

Stick it up your hoo haa.

There you go. Revenge received. Now, whenever she drinks her Evian, you know…HA…that’s my katuchy pa poochie.

]]> By: Teri http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1251 Teri Fri, 10 Mar 2006 19:38:28 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1251 I am so in that place right now. Why can't they stay their sick asses at home? After two long painful days at home, I have brought my dragging ass back to work...however I made damn sure to cough up what is left of my right lung as I walked past them. Get Better Soon!!! I am so in that place right now. Why can’t they stay their sick asses at home? After two long painful days at home, I have brought my dragging ass back to work…however I made damn sure to cough up what is left of my right lung as I walked past them.

Get Better Soon!!!

]]> By: notaclue http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1239 notaclue Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:30:48 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1239 oh Jeanne, I felt like crying when I read that...., you know that's exactly how the poor little kid feels, don't you. That bites, big time. Untitled, please, please, please do that thing (from previous comments) with the fresh condom and the liquid soap!!! I'm kinda wishing someone would piss me off enough to do that to...., so deliciously warped and evil and I would kill to see her face when she realized what it was, lmfao! oh Jeanne, I felt like crying when I read that…., you know that’s exactly how the poor little kid feels, don’t you. That bites, big time.

Untitled, please, please, please do that thing (from previous comments) with the fresh condom and the liquid soap!!! I’m kinda wishing someone would piss me off enough to do that to…., so deliciously warped and evil and I would kill to see her face when she realized what it was, lmfao!

]]> By: Jeanne http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1237 Jeanne Thu, 09 Mar 2006 13:56:36 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1237 The school my kids attend got shut down a few weeks ago due to a norovirus outbreak. Why did this happen? Because some dumb fuck parents sent their kids to school sick. That's right, hard as it is to understand, those assholes packed their puking kids in the car and dumped them at the school door. Never mind the fact that they are responsible for the health department shutting down the school, nooo, let's go a little deeper. How do you think those poor kids felt being sick and knowing that his/her parents don't care enough to nurture? If I see one more kid puking in the school parking lot, while mommy or daddy tries to hide the fact that the kid is doing it - oh my God...I will totally go postal!! The school my kids attend got shut down a few weeks ago due to a norovirus outbreak. Why did this happen? Because some dumb fuck parents sent their kids to school sick. That’s right, hard as it is to understand, those assholes packed their puking kids in the car and dumped them at the school door. Never mind the fact that they are responsible for the health department shutting down the school, nooo, let’s go a little deeper. How do you think those poor kids felt being sick and knowing that his/her parents don’t care enough to nurture? If I see one more kid puking in the school parking lot, while mommy or daddy tries to hide the fact that the kid is doing it - oh my God…I will totally go postal!!

]]> By: Sue http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1233 Sue Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:05:35 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1233 I just want to kill all those hacking and sneezing mofos in the cubicles around me. What the fuck is so important about what we do that we can't take a day off? That's right, morons, NOTHING!! I just want to kill all those hacking and sneezing mofos in the cubicles around me. What the fuck is so important about what we do that we can’t take a day off? That’s right, morons, NOTHING!!

]]> By: Melanhead http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1230 Melanhead Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:54:47 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1230 About the peeing... do you pee uncontrollably when you touch your belly button? OH JUST WONDERING. About the peeing… do you pee uncontrollably when you touch your belly button? OH JUST WONDERING.

]]> By: Kelsey http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1226 Kelsey Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:23:29 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2006/03/08/open-letter-to-the-outbreak-monkey/#comment-1226 Awww. This is lame, but get well soon. Picture a teddy bear, balloons and an extremely irritating cartoon card, the singing kind. Awww. This is lame, but get well soon. Picture a teddy bear, balloons and an extremely irritating cartoon card, the singing kind.

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