A 62-year old great-grandmother from California named Janise Wulf has just given birth — that’s right, birth — to her 12th child.
I wonder how hard it was to find a fertility doctor who saw no ethical problem with a women being able to collect Medicare and the child tax credit at the same time. She says that she wanted this child so that her 3-year old would have a sibling, which, I must say, isn’t a bad idea. That poor child can’t possibly tune up mommy’s Rascal and mix her Metamucil all on his own.
As you can see in this photo, she’s got that crazy I-got-more-children-than-fingers hairdo going on, much like Mrs. Duggar. I can only imagine what she was about to say when photogs snapped this photo.
“Ooooh! Tooth Fairy gonna be broke! Baby be cuttin’ teeth… and I be losin’ them.”
“We’re only having one in diapers in this household, which means we best commence with potty-training right about now.”
“At least I won’t have to go out and buy more bibs.”
So yes, lady, congratufuckinglations. You proved it could be done. Too bad you didn’t give any thought to the fact that more than likely, you will be dead before this child can drive.