I would give my left nut (that is, if I had either a right or left nut to give) to see the following people fail. And by fail, I mean that I’d like to be behind them in the grocery store as they ask the cashier to hold back the raisin bread so they can afford the chicken patties. Chances are, this will never happen to any of these people. But a girl can always wish. So here, in no particular order, are my five people:
1. Terri Hatcher
2. Kevin Federline
3. Paris Hilton
4. Beyonce
5. Catherine Zeta Jones
What? No George Bush? No need to waste an entry on a man who is already so clearly failing.
No need to wait. K-Fed’s already there.
I agree. Kevin is completely crashing and burning - with round the clock coverage!
Scott Stapp is in my list, so needless to say I’m quite pleased.