“Looks like I’m getting the crack again!”
One of my openly gay co-workers, as she sat down in a meeting at the juncture where two of the tables had been pushed together.
Archive for January, 2006 Page 3 of 3
Batten down, people. The 2006 Bloggies are here. And while it may come off a bit whorish for me to ask for your vote, I’m going to slip into my acrylic slides and drop it like it’s hot.
As of right now, this site is running on nothing but your stroking and the occasional prodding from untitledhusband. Every month or so, I’ll start whimpering about how I can’t do it anymore — it takes too much time, and we’re not growing very fast. Then I’ll read your comments and I decide that yes, this blog will live to see another day.
I find myself writing when I could be playing Candy Land with untitledson or working on the ever-festering scrapbook project that lies under a dusty film in the basement. So if I provide you with a modicum of amusement and you’d like to ride this bitch out with me, please take a minute out of your day and give me a wank. You have until Tuesday, January 10th to nominate untitledlife for any and all categories you see fit. Take note that you must nominate at least three (3) different weblogs total for your nomination to count. The process is quick and painless, kinda like those one-night stands you had during your freshman year. But I promise I’ll still be here in the morning.
Vote Here: http://2006.bloggies.com
I thought I’d just warn everyone that today, I got my two-day warning. It’s the headache I get two days before my period arrives.
untitledhusband and I have been trying to get pregnant for a year now, and I’m tired. I’m tired of the grandmas dropping hints about wanting another grandchild. I’m tired of co-workers and even complete strangers asking how many kids I have, and if I plan on having more. I’m tired of packing away untitledson’s baby things, not knowing if I should be saving them or giving them away. And yes, I’m tired of writing posts that’ll make everyone laugh when I feel like doing just the opposite. I’m sure I’ll be back to my old self in a day or two. But for now, I just can’t pull out the funny. I hope you understand.