untitledlife

Just wanted to let ya’lls know that yes, I am still here. I’m just not where I normally am. Right now, as you read this, untitledhusband and I are hurtling towards Meh-hee-co on a very large earth-fucking boat, along with a group of people who I must say make me question my own taste. To think I enjoy the same kind of vacation as the people I see on this ship truly disturbs me.

Seeing as it is my vacation and all, I’m not sure when I’ll find time to write (although, I must say, I have a doozie for you on Wednesday). As the week goes by, I may throw up some untitledeyes for your viewing pleasure, in lieu of my usual long-winded posts. Lord knows there is plenty to photograph on this ship (like the 80-year old woman I saw down by the pool wearing a white shirt that was thistight with NO BRA). I didn’t know whether to throw a towel over her or take a picture. Since I didn’t want her to get all upset and start shaking those WMD’s in my face, and since I did not have my camera, I did neither. But I’m sure you can imagine what it looked like, with her D-cup knee shooters all up in everyone’s bizness. I mean, I was just there for the blueberry smoothies. Instead, I get visually assaulted by these ginormous geriatric areaolas. Sure glad we didn’t bring untitledson along to witness all this grannie porn.