Comments on: House of wax.

By: Amber

Amber — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:55:36 +0000

My dog’s feet smell like Fritos.

By: untitled

untitled — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 21:02:27 +0000

Rach: Thank you for the link. I need to buy a crate.

Jen: Thanks! I don’t know what causes that particular smell. Too funny though. Despite its controversy, we use the nickname FRITO-BANDITO often.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 18:37:49 +0000

I can SO identify with the corn chip thing….what in the world causes their feet to smell like that? We call our dog Ol’ Freeto feet….nasty!

Love your blog!

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 21:35:53 +0000

I’m going to read this entry every day when I first get up so I’ll lose my appetite, stop eating, lose 10 pounds, and put some slack in my too-tight pants.

By: Rach

Rach — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:29:14 +0000

I was gonna suggest this earlier (I’m quite surprised no one has mentioned it since…) but there is this ear powder you can buy from petco or petsmart whichever you prefer that will help with your dog’s ear stink. I hope this link works for the sake of your dog’s ears and your noses. If not google the name: Pet Gold Ear Powder for Dogs & Cats

By: saynogo

saynogo — Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:29:09 +0000

not nice.

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:18:50 +0000

Ew. This totally strengthens my resolve to resist my husband’s efforts to get the kids a dog.

By: notaclue

notaclue — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 19:56:55 +0000

ewwwwww, ewwwwww, ewwwwwww! I thought the whole thing about the anal glands was that they had to be squeezed or something. Sorry but my dog would probably die…., or maybe I could teach my husband how to do it–yeah the guy who threw up because of changing a dirty diaper!!

By: untitled

untitled — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 02:05:00 +0000

No, John, unfortunately the anal glands are the real deal. Luckily, in his old age, untitleddog has dried up in the anal gland region. However, when he was a young pup, it never failed. We’d be holding him on our lap in the car (going somewhere important, no doubt), and his anal glands would burst on our jeans. We even had a saying for it: “The juice is loose!” And, what’s even more disgusting, he’d get all embarassed and turn around on our lap and LICK IT UP.

REPUGNANT. SHIT. But we still love the crusty old fuck.

By: John

John — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:51:24 +0000

I don’t know why any of you are not seeing the very simple, cost effective solution to this problem. Many a time, do our cars not reek? And what do we do? Go to a gas station and get a little Christmas tree. Or, for the fancy ones in the group, get a Yankee Candle thingamabob. Put it around the dog’s collar, and ta da. Fresh car smell.

Slash what about squeezing the anal glands? Is that a real thing, or am I making it up?