Comments on: It came upon a midnight clear.

By: Melanhead

Melanhead — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:03:51 +0000

I guess his sweet silver balls called to say throw cares away on that air mattress.

By: Hill

Hill — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 22:25:53 +0000

And to think I spend my days popping pills and pre-wrapping penises before the risk of de-silencing the night even gets off the ground!!

Good luck, sweet untitled girl!! Oh! And maybe you can name her Noelle (you know, the French way, wth the two dots above the “o” that I cannot figure out how to make my computer do)??

Cuz, the French spelling TOTALLY negates the cheesiness of naming a conceived-on-Christmas baby, well…”Christmas”.

((Crossing fingers for untitledbaby))

By: Rock

Rock — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:54:50 +0000

Man, that’s some funny stuff. I really like that carpenter angle. Almost makes me wish I had a uterus.

By: Flubberwinkle

Flubberwinkle — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:49:17 +0000

Hang in there little egg! Clamp on and don’t let go!
And you sperm: go, go, go!

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:08:29 +0000

It makes me feel lucky that I never figured the whole needing-a-baby thing out. There are 5.5 billion people…can’t prospective parents just BORROW one? They all look alike to me…

By: wordgirl

wordgirl — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:37:17 +0000

My first one was concieved with Clomid. If figured it out after that. The whole secondary infertility thing (not that you’re infertile)is pretty common. I know you’ll get your wish soon!

By: jeanne

jeanne — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 16:43:40 +0000

best of luck!

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:33:43 +0000

Your hubby deserves a round of applause! When I was desperate to get pregnant (tried for 8 freakin years!) I was lucky to con my husband into “demand sex”. It took him about a year to realize that the only time I was hitting on him was when I was ovulating And then there was the time that the doctor actually looked at his watch, after giving me my zillionth injection, and calculated that we should screw at 11:30 pm that night for an optimal chance of conceiving. What fun. I think I would have rather been getting a root canal at that point. Anyhow–here we are many years later with 3 teenage sons that I sometimes look at and wonder why in the hell we wanted these eating, farting machines in the first place.

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:54:58 +0000

Can anyone believe I used to be an editor?!!!

Take two–”Here’s hoping untitled egg tucks itself in for a nine-month nap.”

Now my inner grammar goddess is appeased.

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:52:32 +0000

Here’s hoping untitled egg makes tucks itself in for a nine-month nap!