Well hoodie hoo. Look who’s all pimped out for Christmas. Nothing but the best for Pope Benedict — known for wearing Gucci sunglasses and Prada shoes. I’m guessing El Papa tore the skirt clean off the Vatican’s Christmas tree and trimmed it out in the marabou from his Victoria’s Secret nightie. Well, here’s MY holiday wish — let’s hope there wasn’t enough fabric left over for a pair of matching booty pants. I don’t think we’re ready for the papal jelly.
Dude, he looks frightening, like something from a spook show.
It’s called a camauro. One of the ancient popes in the 12th centure, hell maybe all of the old guys, used to wear one. Supposedly nobody has worn one since the ’60’s. Who would know? What these guys wear when they party down is secret. I’m telling ya, it’s one step away from body piercing and tattoos.
It’s a well kept secret, that I’m going to share with you, that the pope is really wearing this as protective gear. From what you ask? Why from spaghetti sauce dripped down from above off of the noodle appendage of the great Flying Spagehtti Mosnter (http://www.venganza.org) It’s really hard to disprove that the universe is run by a Pasta based life form when you are covered in red sauce.
Spelling correction -> “noodly appendage of the great Flying Spagehtti Monster”
Demi, why you do dis to me Demi? >
(and I’m not talking about Demi Moore. think “The Exorcist”)
scared the fuck outta me!
Something is very, very wrong in our world. Bush is President, and this guy obviously breeds fear and contempt.