Comments on: Further proof that all twats have a button. http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/ One girl's struggle to escape her fat pants. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 21:10:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Sue http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-604 Sue Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:02:19 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-604 Fuck me! At MY work if you forget your badge, they take punitive measures. The second time in 6 months, you have to go home on your own time and get it. The third time you have to go home and lose a day's pay. The fourth time they charge you $50. But even the first time, the securi-dudes suddenly act like they have NEVER seen you before, despite the fact that we say hello to each other at least 8 times a day and they know my name. Without the badge, it is suddenly "WOOP WOOP Invader in Sector 3!! Alert!" They get all nervous and jumpy and demanding "Sign this! Call your manager!! Who is your manager???" Then they give you the inferior badge that only lets you in an out of your own section, so if you have to go to the cafeteria the securi-dude over there (Samuel, he also works at Home Depot on weekends and has a 1 year old son, see how little we know each other) has to make a phone call BACK to your section to make sure you aren't a terrorist on the loose. I am not sure WHAT it is all about, but I am pretty sure it ISN'T about security. Fuck me! At MY work if you forget your badge, they take punitive measures. The second time in 6 months, you have to go home on your own time and get it. The third time you have to go home and lose a day’s pay. The fourth time they charge you $50.

But even the first time, the securi-dudes suddenly act like they have NEVER seen you before, despite the fact that we say hello to each other at least 8 times a day and they know my name. Without the badge, it is suddenly “WOOP WOOP Invader in Sector 3!! Alert!” They get all nervous and jumpy and demanding “Sign this! Call your manager!! Who is your manager???”

Then they give you the inferior badge that only lets you in an out of your own section, so if you have to go to the cafeteria the securi-dude over there (Samuel, he also works at Home Depot on weekends and has a 1 year old son, see how little we know each other) has to make a phone call BACK to your section to make sure you aren’t a terrorist on the loose.

I am not sure WHAT it is all about, but I am pretty sure it ISN’T about security.

]]> By: Piglet http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-602 Piglet Sat, 17 Dec 2005 17:29:35 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-602 Just another way for us to all be "tracked" and "tagged".... Corporate robots SUCK!!!! I used to be an ADMIN many years ago and what I discovered is that most Admin's choose that position to help feed their sick needs to feel superior to those in "charge"... AND to gleefully search out the mistakes of others.... Just another way for us to all be “tracked” and “tagged”…. Corporate robots SUCK!!!!

I used to be an ADMIN many years ago and what I discovered is that most Admin’s choose that position to help feed their sick needs to feel superior to those in “charge”… AND to gleefully search out the mistakes of others….

]]> By: cha http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-601 cha Sat, 17 Dec 2005 05:47:40 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-601 OMG! I absolutely hate the badge. Like, why in hell would I want everyone to know who I was? Especially if I've fucked something up recently. Oh well, guess it is all in the name of safety, wouldn't want any terrorists coming in and blowing up the coffee machine in the breakroom or anything important like that. :) OMG! I absolutely hate the badge. Like, why in hell would I want everyone to know who I was? Especially if I’ve fucked something up recently. Oh well, guess it is all in the name of safety, wouldn’t want any terrorists coming in and blowing up the coffee machine in the breakroom or anything important like that. :)

]]> By: #1 Dancer http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-577 #1 Dancer Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:29:28 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-577 What is it with Admin? I've worked in four different offices since I graduated from college and every single one of them was a certifiable b----. Maybe it's the low rating on the job satisfaction scale or the fact that they take everyone else's shit. I personally like John's idea. Good thinking on the shoe switch. Oh, and if you need help - brocolli works wooooonders... What is it with Admin? I’ve worked in four different offices since I graduated from college and every single one of them was a certifiable b—-. Maybe it’s the low rating on the job satisfaction scale or the fact that they take everyone else’s shit.
I personally like John’s idea. Good thinking on the shoe switch.
Oh, and if you need help - brocolli works wooooonders…

]]> By: emily http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-550 emily Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:29:52 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-550 you have re-enacted every one of my Monday mornings while I dig for my keys to get in the damn door while everyone inside (literally) sits there and watches no doubt taking bets on how long it will take. next week, i'm hopping that damn desk. you have re-enacted every one of my Monday mornings while I dig for my keys to get in the damn door while everyone inside (literally) sits there and watches no doubt taking bets on how long it will take. next week, i’m hopping that damn desk.

]]> By: Flubberwinkle http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-544 Flubberwinkle Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:41:23 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-544 P.S. Don't forget to change your PC's clock back again. P.S. Don’t forget to change your PC’s clock back again.

]]> By: Flubberwinkle http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-543 Flubberwinkle Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:39:35 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-543 Another slacker trick: You have a project due and have to prove that you worked reeeeal hard and did the overtime. Change your PC's local time e.g. from 3.00 p.m. to 11.00p.m. and give final save. The last modification date will change accordingly. ;-) Another slacker trick:
You have a project due and have to prove that you worked reeeeal hard and did the overtime. Change your PC’s local time e.g. from 3.00 p.m. to 11.00p.m. and give final save. The last modification date will change accordingly.
;-)

]]> By: untitledhusband http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-542 untitledhusband Wed, 14 Dec 2005 19:53:09 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-542 good idea john. how about this: tell her dale earnhardt jr. died in a firey car crash. and...that chevy is no longer making the cavalier (by god, <a href="http://www.chevrolet.com/cavalier/" target="_new" rel="nofollow">this one is actually true</a>). that should bring her to her knees. good idea john. how about this: tell her dale earnhardt jr. died in a firey car crash. and…that chevy is no longer making the cavalier (by god, this one is actually true). that should bring her to her knees.

]]> By: John http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-541 John Wed, 14 Dec 2005 19:29:10 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-541 I hate it when that happens. The ID card thing. I think that maybe we need to collectively plan a way for you to get back at admin. Hmm. Remember that pooping post about being polite while someone else is in the bathroom? Ignore your rule about it. Eat lots of beans and asparagus and other nice things, hold it in until you know she is in there, and just let out a dump in the stall right next to her and let her suffer for a few minutes. You may have to bring a different pair of shoes to conceal your identity. But I think this could work...yes...yes it could. Is that weird? I hate it when that happens. The ID card thing. I think that maybe we need to collectively plan a way for you to get back at admin. Hmm. Remember that pooping post about being polite while someone else is in the bathroom?
Ignore your rule about it. Eat lots of beans and asparagus and other nice things, hold it in until you know she is in there, and just let out a dump in the stall right next to her and let her suffer for a few minutes. You may have to bring a different pair of shoes to conceal your identity. But I think this could work…yes…yes it could.
Is that weird?

]]> By: untitled http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-540 untitled Wed, 14 Dec 2005 18:06:47 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/12/14/further-proof-that-all-twats-have-a-button/#comment-540 You are correct, good little admin. I should not corral all admins into the same pen. In fact, there is another admin in our department who is the coolest chick around. And believe me, when shit goes down, she's the first one I call. I'm sure you understand - this was written in a fit of rage. :-) You are correct, good little admin. I should not corral all admins into the same pen. In fact, there is another admin in our department who is the coolest chick around. And believe me, when shit goes down, she’s the first one I call. I’m sure you understand - this was written in a fit of rage. :-)

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