Comments on: untitledeye: Museum of Worthless Curiosities.

By: fig

fig — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:30:09 +0000

I have a friend that used to call MWC items, including those with googly eyes, many dust catching orifices (orifi?), macramed, shellacked and otherwise useless “C.J.” standing for “cunt junk.” Your Cuntry Heart brought me back to the times we’d wander through antique stores and snicker our noses sore at tje CJ stuff (Secretly hoping we’d find something really valuable we could take to the antique road show)

By: wordgirl

wordgirl — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:23:52 +0000

Oh My God. The only thing missing is the vomitrocious-but-ever-dependable framed print of “Dogs Playing Poker”. Or possibly an artfully singed copy of the Bill of Rights mounted onto a stained piece of particle board and then coated with enough shellac that it looks really OLD. The hideosity of such bric-a-brac must be stopped.

By: Julie

Julie — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 19:05:08 +0000

That same cat sat on a chess board and was photographed and pasted onto the face of a clock - also made out of a tree stump - and sent to me by my MIL. I didn’t even PRETEND to put it up on the wall - that piece of crap went straight to Goodwill. I wish I had a picture of it though.

By: untitled

untitled — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:55:44 +0000

Shelli: I don’t think untitledmother-in-law even sees the ugliness. She just sees how the object might be worth something, and god forbid, how could you part with something that has even a little value?

witchy: I don’t think she’s trying to push us off — she loves it when we stay. Or maybe that’s all part of the ruse…

Mel: OMG, 23 years old? That’s friggin’ unreal.

By: Melanhead

Melanhead — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:50:26 +0000

If you had a heart-shaped leg, you could use the cuntry heart as a garter belt.

By: Mel

Mel — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:42:19 +0000

My MIL has a lovely, large, expensive house that is beautifully decorated. Unfortunately, she shares her tastefully appointed home with a cat that is, swear to god, 23 YEARS OLD. Kitty is blind, deaf, senile, and pisses and shits wherever she happens to be. My poor kids had to sleep in the bedroom where the cat hangs out the most, and the stench was unreal. Every time I went into the bathroom, I had to clean up cat pee. I would take kitschy decor over that ANY day.

MIL doesn’t seem to know what to do about the problem. I have a solution in mind that comes in a syringe and is relatively quick and painless.

By: witchy

witchy — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:24:16 +0000

Have you ever thought that ugly wall stuff is an incentive not to stay too long?
Just wondering…
My Dad always nervously counts my bags when I come for a visit.

By: Shelli

Shelli — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:07:29 +0000

Just curious, does untitledmother-in-law think these artifacts are as hideous as we do?

By: Miss Jean

Miss Jean — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:41:40 +0000

That’s an owl head on a hippo nose.

By: MargoMMM

MargoMMM — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:35:33 +0000

Has Sleepy Eye undergone a partial mastectomey or is it a left/right hermaphrodite?