Comments on: Pyramid party pooper.

By: Leah

Leah — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 22:35:04 +0000

Perhaps you should retaliate by hosting a sex toy party?

By: Julie

Julie — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 21:45:11 +0000

Would you believe that my neighbor brought over a purse party invitation yesterday afternoon? What the FUCK?

By: Melany

Melany — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:59:40 +0000

Our horoscopes must be in alignment. The Husband and I also had an encounter with an invitation in the cubby yesterday, only this was the third toddler invitation, and seventh total for this month. Does everyone bump uglies in January to make babies?

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:36:43 +0000

My white-bread surburban secret: I’m really into Tupperware. Don’t tell ; )

By: Julie

Julie — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:42:18 +0000

Oy. Do you even KNOW the person who left the invitation for you? What balls. Or stupidity, more likely.

And yes, you have described a proper Ladies’ Night. Although we usually went to Denny’s.

By: Piglet

Piglet — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 00:46:49 +0000

Woo boy, no one warned me about that before I became a Mom. The endless mounds of paperwork from the school. For the love of God, it has to stop.

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:24:55 +0000

Why don’t a dozen of her friends plan a get together once a month for the next twelve, rotating to each person’s house (the host). Upon arrival, each guest will give the host $20. This means each person will have a party at their house once during the year and will collect $220.

Each person will also have to give up $220, $20 at a time.

In the end, no one will feel compelled to buy some junk that they didn’t want in the first place and will have a one-time “profit” of $220 that they could spend however they want.

Keep up the good writing, you’re one of my bright spots every day.

By: emily

emily — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:23:43 +0000

ladies night out without alcohol? what’s the point? i say the kid never gave you the invite… or show up with a boot flask and no wallet. that’s the only way to survive.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 16:17:40 +0000

How true, is nothing untochable these days??? I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!! I love your humor….

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:50:30 +0000

$30 for $7 earrings? Sounds familiar. Oh yeah, about every three days the kids bring home some similar pyramid scheme from school. Frozen Cookie Dough, Wrapping Paper, The Dreaded Magazine Subscription Scam and so on. That “Invitation” is mearly a warning of the storm to come. Brace your pocketbook, batten down the bank accounts, there be sqwals ahead!