Comments on: K why? http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/ One girl's struggle to escape her fat pants. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:52:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: untitledlife » Blog Archive » Losing her religion. http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-6673 untitledlife » Blog Archive » Losing her religion. Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:45:52 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-6673 [...] Talking to untitledmother today, I found out that she went to church for the first time in six months this past Sunday — and only because she was on the schedule to serve breakfast after the service. Six whole months without the holy ablution, the sinner’s license to watch “Real Sex” on HBO and keep a mysterious bottle of KY in your nightstand. Six whole months to eat Vienna sausages (low carb!) by the bowlful while reading “Prevention” magazine. Six whole months to give dollar store gifts to your loved ones while you yourself wear nothing but the most expensive brands. [...] […] Talking to untitledmother today, I found out that she went to church for the first time in six months this past Sunday — and only because she was on the schedule to serve breakfast after the service. Six whole months without the holy ablution, the sinner’s license to watch “Real Sex” on HBO and keep a mysterious bottle of KY in your nightstand. Six whole months to eat Vienna sausages (low carb!) by the bowlful while reading “Prevention” magazine. Six whole months to give dollar store gifts to your loved ones while you yourself wear nothing but the most expensive brands. […]

]]> By: rach http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-70 rach Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:36:04 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-70 one time the doctor told me to use k-y to alleviate the dryness of my nasal passages. maybe she had some serious sinus probs. it could happen... one time the doctor told me to use k-y to alleviate the dryness of my nasal passages. maybe she had some serious sinus probs. it could happen…

]]> By: JustLinda http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-69 JustLinda Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:02:06 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-69 Was it the warming kind? Dude, face it... mom's doing the deed. Was it the warming kind?

Dude, face it… mom’s doing the deed.

]]> By: Chris http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-68 Chris Sat, 01 Oct 2005 12:50:43 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-68 Obviously she needed it to lube the squeeky drawer or the creaking door hinge. We all know that our parents have never had sex. Obviously she needed it to lube the squeeky drawer or the creaking door hinge. We all know that our parents have never had sex.

]]> By: untitledhusband http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-67 untitledhusband Sat, 01 Oct 2005 09:37:24 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-67 OK. You know I hate Dr. Phil with every ounce of my being, but I'll admit it. He has a point. So, I'm gonna go there. <b>!!!WARNING!!!!</b> <b>If you're at work or you have children looking over your shoulder, AVOID CLICKING ON THE FOLLOWING LINKS.</b> Consider yourself warned. Continue at your own risk! If you'd have checked between the mattresses, I suspect you'd have found something close to <a href="http://www.adameve.com/catalog_name=adameve/category_name=erotic%20toys/product_id=8660/product.htm" rel="nofollow" target="new">this</a>. Or, possibly <a href="http://www.adameve.com/catalog_name=adameve/category_name=erotic%20toys/product_id=2694/product.htm" rel="nofollow" target="new">this</a>. Let's just hope you wouldn't have found <a href="http://www.adameve.com/catalog_name=adameve/category_name=erotic%20toys/product_id=7753/product.htm" rel="nofollow" target="new">this</a> (although, evidence does suggest otherwise). This is explains a lot, actually: 1) Why she banished your Dad to the upstairs bedroom all those years ago. 2) Why she has chronic sleep problems. She's not exactly a princess and those aren't exactly peas. 3) And, finally, it might explain <a href="http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/13/brown-eyed-girl/" target="new">this whole deal</a>. Don't worry. I'm not going to pass go. I'm not going to collect $200. I'm going directly to hell. OK. You know I hate Dr. Phil with every ounce of my being, but I’ll admit it. He has a point. So, I’m gonna go there.

!!!WARNING!!!!
If you’re at work or you have children looking over your shoulder, AVOID CLICKING ON THE FOLLOWING LINKS.

Consider yourself warned. Continue at your own risk!

If you’d have checked between the mattresses, I suspect you’d have found something close to this. Or, possibly this. Let’s just hope you wouldn’t have found this (although, evidence does suggest otherwise).

This is explains a lot, actually:

1) Why she banished your Dad to the upstairs bedroom all those years ago.
2) Why she has chronic sleep problems. She’s not exactly a princess and those aren’t exactly peas.
3) And, finally, it might explain this whole deal.

Don’t worry. I’m not going to pass go. I’m not going to collect $200. I’m going directly to hell.

]]> By: V-Grrrl http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-66 V-Grrrl Sat, 01 Oct 2005 07:20:52 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-66 Untitled thought of the day. What if dad was using it? With the trashy romance novels? In mom's room? Ooh. I'm going to hell for this one.... V-Grrrl Untitled thought of the day. What if dad was using it? With the trashy romance novels? In mom’s room?

Ooh. I’m going to hell for this one….

V-Grrrl

]]> By: e http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-65 e Fri, 30 Sep 2005 22:50:01 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-65 had the same experience recently. very disturbing. my theory: makeup removal. had the same experience recently. very disturbing. my theory: makeup removal.

]]> By: Cade http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-64 Cade Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:10:10 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-64 Pomade? Or maybe instead of licking her fingers to turn the pages of her smutty novels, she wets them with jelly. Lisa, you're right. This is very disturbing. Pomade? Or maybe instead of licking her fingers to turn the pages of her smutty novels, she wets them with jelly.

Lisa, you’re right. This is very disturbing.

]]> By: Lisa http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-63 Lisa Fri, 30 Sep 2005 17:29:13 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-63 Oh, this is all so WRONG! I don't even want to think about someone ELSE'S mother in that way. It was clearly to smear on the mirror to create a "soft-focus"effect for when she wanted to look like a 1940's movie star. That's all. Oh, this is all so WRONG! I don’t even want to think about someone ELSE’S mother in that way. It was clearly to smear on the mirror to create a “soft-focus”effect for when she wanted to look like a 1940’s movie star. That’s all.

]]> By: Mike http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-62 Mike Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:22:12 +0000 http://www.untitledlife.com/2005/09/30/k-why/#comment-62 I've been sitting here for ten minutes trying to come up with something plausable. I'm drawing a blank on this one. She just may be gettin' on with dear ol' pop! I’ve been sitting here for ten minutes trying to come up with something plausable. I’m drawing a blank on this one. She just may be gettin’ on with dear ol’ pop!

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