Douche-bag lunch.

douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided. “What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”

4 thoughts on “Douche-bag lunch.”

  1. Lunch is the only thing to look forward to at work. What next? Mandatory blood lettings? Where I work it’s not uncommon for them to ask me to pick stuff up from CompUSA during my lunch hour. Of course they expect me to be back in under 60 minutes. Lame lame lame.

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