e┬Ěparent (EEE PAHR’unt) n. A father or mother who monitors his or her children at daycare via a webcam. “I just saw Preston whap my son upside the head with a piece of Hot Wheels track. Meanwhile, the teacher was standing in the corner, pulling her pants out of her cooch. I hate to be an e-parent, but I am soooo calling daycare.”