SBD.

What humiliation.

If you were to have walked into my office just now, you would’ve seen me crazily spraying hairspray around my workstation.

I just dropped a foul SBD (silent but deadly) fart. In leiu of Glade, I sprayed Clinique hairspray to hide the stench.

Yes world, girls fart too. We just don’t pound our chests with gratification when we do. Instead, we sheepishly dig through our “supplies” drawer (the one with the tampons and lip gloss) and look for a masking agent.

Comments are closed.