Numero uno.

And so it begins.

Hello folks. This is my blog. Here I will write my big ideas, vents, rants and obscure daily observations. But first, I must lay down a few ground rules, so you know where I’m coming from.

1) I will only write during office hours, for while I love to write, I do not love it enough to do so on my own time. Plus, it makes me feel better to know I’m sticking it to the man. Take that!

2) I will say whatever I want, but no real names will be given. I know, I’m a puss. But I’m also a GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, BELOVED BY ALL FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS puss.

Who am I, you might ask? I am a 30-something creative professional who lives in the midwest. I am happily married to my bestest friend and we have a beautiful son who’s 2.5. Yes, life is good in these here parts. But alas, there is always plenty to bitch about. But apart from that, my blog will be about everything, from the glories of wet wipes (good for cleaning kids AND your dashboard) to the mindblowing antics of my office mates (a bunch of doofuses, if ever there was).

So there it is. Entry numero uno. That wasn’t so tough.

One thought on “Numero uno.”

  1. You’re hilarious. Dooce has your blog listed on her ads today, 9/15. Let’s just let that be a coincidence, and Be careful.

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